Fuzzy Squirrel Productions – Terms of Service

By using this or any other site belonging to Fuzzy Squirrel Productions, you certify that you have read and agree to the following terms of service.  You do not have permission to access any Fuzzy Squirrel Productions website, including the previously named sites, or any other sites that may be unnamed, if you have not read and do not agree to abide by the following.  Unauthorized access to a computer system, including unauthorized requests from a web server, is illegal.

LEGAL NOTICE:

Please note that this site contains sexually oriented adult material intended for individuals who have reached the legal age of adulthood.  The legal age of adulthood depends on your specific jurisdiction, but is most commonly 18 or 21 years of age. If you are not a legal adult in your specific jurisdiction, if adult material offends you or if you are accessing this site from any country or locale where adult material is specifically prohibited by law, Please Do Not Enter This Site.

This website is for entertainment purposes.  It seeks to promote discussions regarding the healthy acceptance of sexual paraphilias. It is not designed to promote prurient interests. Fuzzy Squirrel Productions, LLC, does not warrant the information presented here. Furthermore, no information presented here is to be construed as any type of implied endorsement for the content creators.

To protect our users from viewing adult-oriented material without their consent, Fuzzy Squirrel Productions, LLC, requires you to read and certify the following statements.

NOTE: DO NOT CONTINUE UNLESS YOU KNOW YOUR LOCAL OBSCENITY LAWS, AND FURTHERMORE KNOW THAT THEY DO NOT PROHIBIT THE VIEWING OF MATERIAL CONTAINED WITHIN THIS WEBSITE.

By accepting this agreement, I certify the following:

  1. I am at least 18 years old and legally recognized by and adult in the jurisdiction in which I reside.  Further, that I may legally choose to view adult content within my specific jurisdiction.
  2. The sexually explicit material I am buying and/or viewing is for my own personal use and I will never expose minors to said material.
  3. I am not a U.S. Postal official, or law enforcement agent, or acting as an agent thereof, attempting to obtain any evidence for the prosecution of any individual or corporation, or for the purpose of entrapment.
  4. I desire to receive and haven’t notified the U.S. Postal Service, or any other governmental agency to intercept sexually explicit material.
  5. I believe that, as an adult, I have the unalienable right to read and/or view any type of material that I choose and that the material and images contained in this website are not obscene or offensive in any way, nor could ever be construed to be obscene or offensive.
  6. The viewing, reading, and downloading of the material and images in this website do not violate the community standards of my street, village, city, town, county, state, province, or country.
  7. That I am wholly liable for any false disclosures and responsible for any legal ramifications that may arise from viewing, reading, or downloading of material and images contained within this website and that Fuzzy Squirrel Productions, and its affiliates, cannot be held responsible for any legal ramifications that may arise as a result of fraudulent entry into, or use of, this website and/or material contain herein.
  8. I will not link directly to any media files contained on this server (hot-linking) or attempt to circumvent any security measures present on this server.
  9. I will not attempt to gain any access to this server, beyond what would normally be accessed through typical web browsing activities.
  10. I will not attempt to take over or gain control of this site, or server, or engage in any kind of hacking activities against Fuzzy Squirrel Productions or its websites.

This warning page constitutes a legal Agreement between Fuzzy Squirrel Productions and yourself, as well as any business entity of which you have any legal or equitable interest. If any portion of this Agreement is deemed unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, it shall not affect the enforcability of the other portions of this agreement.

I agree that by entering this web site, I am subjecting myself and any business entity of which I have any legal or equitable interest to the personal jurisdiction of the State of Oregon should any dispute arise at any time between Fuzzy Squirrel Productions and myself and any such business entity.